Your Birthday

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[The Music]

Pick the month you were born.

1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i fell in love with

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i had sex with

9----i choked on

10---i ~censored~ out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to

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Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a mexican

6-------your mom

7-------a condom

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im a homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because i cant control myself.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im naked.

Gray--------Because thats how i roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

none------because im sexy and i do what i want

[Oesoto]

I used to see this kind of messages every day in MySpace.com, some results are very funny.

[kebym]

Pick the month you were born.

1----i shot

2----i ate

3----i smacked

4----i sang to

5----i fell in love with

6----i murdered

7----i gave my number to

8----i had sex with

9----i choked on

10---i ~censored~ out

11---i humped

12---i gave a lap dance to

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Pick the day (number) you were born on:


1-------A homeless guy

2-------a gangster

3-------a banana

4-------a fork

5-------a mexican

6-------your mom

7-------a condom

8-------an ipod

9-------my best friends boyfriend

10-------a goat

11-------my dog

12-------my dad

13-------the computer

14-------my science teacher

15-------my neighbor

16-------myself

17-------a jones soda

18-------a llama

19-------a football player

20-------a stuffed animal

21-------a permenant marker

22-------a policeman

23-------a ninja

24-------a baseball bat

25-------my pshyciatrist

26-------my brother

27-------my sister

28-------a pickle

29-------a dvd player

30-------a paperclip

31-------my cell phone

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:


White------Because i was high.

Black-------Because I was drunk.

Pink--------Because im a homosexual.

Red---------Because the voices told me to.

Blue--------Because i cant control myself.

Green------Because I hate myself.

Purple------Because Im naked.

Gray--------Because thats how i roll.

Yellow------Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange----Because i hate my family.

Other-------Because that's how I roll.

none------because im sexy and i do what i want


Ja, ja. This very good!!

My birthday is on February 7th. =)

[The Music]

You ate a condom.... LOL

[t763rm3n]

i did'nt understand ..

i picked up . ---i ~censored~ out an ipod Because I was drunk.
10 / 08 / Black
and what else ???

[:: Mr Cego ::]

me too...... I Dont Understand :muerto: :muerto:

[The Music]

it is some sort of word.play.

[dobger]

i shot my best friends boyfriend because that's how i roll :)

[:: Mr Cego ::]

are you girl?? or a ************ sissy???

[t763rm3n]

finaly this topic sucks , nobody understand it !!

[XxX_MaNu_XxX]

yeah!... FuuuucK1ng sucks! jejeje

[:: Mr Cego ::]

That True. is the time and i Dont Understand!!!

[-> Ariel <-]

i shot my best friends boyfriend because that's how i roll http://s.laneros.com/smilies/smiley%20-%20happy.gif

really????, i do too. LOL

[HIADA]

I gave my number to a ninja, Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

[B-mobile]

I gave my number to my science teacher because thats how I roll.

[daverumblepack]

I don't even give a f*ck about anything, cuz that's how I roll :)

[GT_israhes]

i shot my science teacher because im too sexy and i do what i want

jajaja

[k!kE]

I murdered a condom because i was high. :rolleyes:

[:: Mr Cego ::]

lol :P :P :P :P :P :P

[wigisan]

OMFG, i gotta be sick or something :P: "i had sex with a llama because i can control myself :P" . ROFL XD, this stuff really made me laugh

[:: Mr Cego ::]

Dont Understand :(

[k!kE]

Simply, choose the day and month of your birthday, and the color of the t-shirt that you are wearing.

[:: Mr Cego ::]

I gave number to my dad because I cant control my self
lol :P :P :P :P

Thank Charles....
really, happened me :P :P :P :P

[daverumblepack]

hahahaha, that's must be writen by a costa's man, you know, a hotlander, hehehe

[k!kE]

Hahahahaa.

[:: Mr Cego ::]

hahahaha, that's must be writen by a costa's man, you know, a hotlander, hehehe

that happened me when I drinked a lot of beers..... the problems is I dont "acustom" to drink beers.... so, before to going out to the party, I have to remember my mobile number to my mom or dad :P :P :P.
Regards!

[saynt]

My birthday is on may 13th :D:D:D:D:D

[:: Mr Cego ::]

no, look the first post :) :)

[GT_Leviatan]

i shot my neighbor because i cant control myself. :P

Is kinda stupid, but funny.

[wallac3]

very nice dude, I´m gonna use it in class.

[wallac3]

My birthday is on may 13th :D:D:D:D:D


When u get into a post for the firs time, the first thing u do is read the FIRST post typed to see what it is about .

u r welcome.

[LliTø]

© CЄGФ']no, look the first post :) :)
Thats more funny than the theme of forum !!!!
Its "dont, see the first post" jajaja


When u get into a post for the firs time, the first thing u do is read the FIRST post typed to see what it is about .
".......the first thing that u have to do is read........."

[=[SUC]= joarangoe]

I murdered my pshyciatrist because the voices told me to.

LOL, very coherent!

[teh_pwnisher]

Thats more funny than the theme of forum !!!!
Its "dont, see the first post" jajaja

".......the first thing that u have to do is read........."

Dude, don't think im chasing YOUR posts because I'm after you, I have just put myself up to the task of cleaning some threads (the ones I domain) of wrong information, u c, none of both of your corrections are right, in the first one [LME]© CЄGФ was trying to correct the writer of the previous post who did'nt understand the subject of the topic, so he told him to take a look at the first post. In your second "correction", you told wallac3 the way he should write with a good grammar, I did'nt see anything wrong with what he wrote, as a matter of fact, I've read what he has said before in other topics and he knows one thing or two more than you about english writing composition, so, PLEASE, don't be around there telling people how to do things when you don't know.

PD: If any of the people that enters this forum sees any mistake in my writing, I beg you to please make me know if I'm wrong, I would greatly appreciate it, because that's what this is for, right? we're all here for learning, are'nt we? ;)

[:: Mr Cego ::]

Thats more funny than the theme of forum !!!!
Its "dont, see the first post" jajaja

DONT TAKE LITERALY ALWAYS!!!!
also, look like that you study a "comercial" english ;)

none of both of your corrections are right, in the first one [LME]© CЄGФ was trying to correct the writer of the previous post who did'nt understand the subject of the topic, so he told him to take a look at the first post.

thank get explain this man ;)

[The Music]

I totally understand the mistake, it is very common that people think in the native language and then translate it exactly as they thought it into the other language.

[:: Mr Cego ::]

look like this man used traslator diccionary for correct me :P :P
I did smile very much :P :P :P :P

[k!kE]

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[:: Mr Cego ::]

:cansado: :cansado:
what's mean that?

[-=[HÄCO]=-]

My birthday is on dic 28

[:: Mr Cego ::]

look the first post is thx ;)

[The Music]

© CЄGФ']look the first post is thx ;)

look at first post, or at least let us know the colour of your shirt.! :P

[:: Mr Cego ::]

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p

[teh_pwnisher]

look at first post, or at least let us know the colour of your shirt.! :P


Dude, it's a n00b, not a chick :S

[:: Mr Cego ::]

what's is the difference? :S

[The Music]

Yeah Dude... what's the difference?

[NoVa]

my birhtday is may 9
well is very funny

[karl2006]

i choked on A homeless guy :D ????????

[el_viejo_rafa]

I -censored- out a banana because i can't control myself...:D

[henry_ea]

Hi,

I Censored out - My Dad - Because I was High

So... can anyone explain me what does it means... I'm not quite sure...

thanks
HENRY EA=)

[|LMc| Red Dragon]

I murdered a football player because I am homosexual....lol...xD!!!!

I was born on june 19th in 1984; I'm 23...but...I'm not a puzzy boy...jejeje!!! this really made me laugh...Greetings!!!

P.d: Cesar's English rules....

Atte: Carlos Figueroa.

[:: Mr Cego ::]

I murdered a football player because I am homosexual....lol...xD!!!!

:P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P lol!!!!!

P.d: Cesar's English rules....

again lol!!!!!!!!! :P :P

[The Music]

I murdered a football player because I am homosexual....lol...xD!!!!

I was born on june 19th in 1984; I'm 23...but...I'm not a puzzy boy...jejeje!!! this really made me laugh...Greetings!!!

P.d: Cesar's English rules....

Atte: Carlos Figueroa.

puzzy = va.gina?
sissy = homosexual?
If I am correct, you are indeed a pussy boy.

[|LMc| Red Dragon]

puzzy = va.gina?
sissy = homosexual?
If I am correct, you are indeed a pussy boy.

Well...If I am not wrong I think you can use both fellow; Puzzy and Sissy are also synonyms when talking about sexual orientation, like faggot...


If I am correct, you are indeed a pussy boy.

And that's the logic my friend...If you call someone a "puzzy boy" you mean he's got a Puzzy, so he is homosexual...Greetings!!!

Atte: Carlos Figueroa.

[The Music]

Well...If I am not wrong I think you can use both fellow; Puzzy and Sissy are also synonyms when talking about sexual orientation, like faggot...
And that's the logic my friend...If you call someone a "puzzy boy" you mean he's got a Puzzy, so he is homosexual...Greetings!!!
Atte: Carlos Figueroa.

Ok, my mistake, i thught that when you called someone a puzzy boy, it was because that someone liked puzzy... (isn't it pussy like the oakenfold song?)

[Jh®]

Hi
My birthday is in Nov 1

[:: Mr Cego ::]

look the first post and put here the sentences about you birthday :)

[henry_ea]

Nobody reply mi message...:(



Hi,

I Censored out - My Dad - Because I was High

So... can anyone explain me what does it means... I'm not quite sure...

thanks
HENRY EAhttp://www.laneros.com/imagenes/smilies/smiley%20-%20classic.gif

[|LMM| FrAnKKo]

Oh... yes... this forum is very nice...
My birthday is 18 June...
I was born in 1993 At Half past ten Am ( (10:30 am ) )

[:: Mr Cego ::]

look the first post and put here the sentences about you birthday