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rparrado

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I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 72 hours for everyone to get it.

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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-- Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
- Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
- Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
- OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.
- Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.
- Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
- Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
- Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
- Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
- I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
 
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JKXL

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I'll tell you a DNS joke but be advised, it could take up to 72 hours for everyone to get it.

I'd tell you a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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-- Hi, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
- Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
- Yes, I’d like to hear a TCP joke.
- OK, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.
- Ok, I will hear a TCP joke.
- Are you ready to hear a TCP joke?
- Yes, I am ready to hear a TCP joke.
- Ok, I am about to send the TCP joke. It will last 10 seconds, it has two characters, it does not have a setting, it ends with a punchline.
- Ok, I am ready to get your TCP joke that will last 10 seconds, has two characters, does not have an explicit setting, and ends with a punchline.
- I’m sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello, would you like to hear a TCP joke?
Jajaja, ese último fue mi misma reacción al ver ese tema.

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The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at McDonalds.
The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac.
The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down then hands it to the customer.
"FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF"
 

XBacko

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- Vamos a lo oscurito.
- No.
- Quiero mostrarte algo.
- Está bien.
- Mira, mi manilla alumbra.
- TAN ******, YA ME ESTABA BAJANDO LAS TANGAS.
bajarselas? naaa... eso se corren pa el ladito y hagale hahahahah :V
 

ANDRESOTE_8

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Jajaja, ese último fue mi misma reacción al ver ese tema.

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The SysAdmin was a bit down on his luck and had to take a second job working at McDonalds.
The first customer comes up and says he wants a Big Mac.
The sysadmin shrugs and writes something down then hands it to the customer.
"FF:FF:FF:FF:FF:FF"
Eso me recordó:

¿Qué es una Terapeuta?

1024 Gigapeutas.
 
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